(Me, D, and A – going somewhere in car. A is driving, me in front seat , while D is sitting in backseat. After much pleadings and requests, we let her roll down the window halfway, instructing not to put arm/head outside. D, being D… manages to do that and me, being me, catches her in the act!)
Me: Diya, What are you doing?? Why are you sitting so close to the window? Didn’t I tell you not to do so? You don’t want your head to get hurt, do you?
Diya: But Momma, I am not putting my head outside. See Papa is driving soo fast. Mera head hil hil kar apne aap baahar chale jaata hai.
(Needless to say, we both are stumped!)